Official Spam Thread (This is for you Cheetah)

Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 3:22 pm

Just keep it in this thread and we are golden Very Happy

I will neuter when necessary

Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 3:30 pm

to be golden? neuter?
whats all that?
why is it allowed to spam here?

Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 3:36 pm

To be honest Tycho has not given me his seal of approval endorsing this thread. The way I see it these are not the most active forums ever and we all know each other pretty well so why not have a little fun? These forums are not a exhaustible resource so no real harm will be done. Of course if every thread turns out to be spamtastic we will have a problem. I can always delete the whole thread at anytime and I would hope no one would be offended by a little spam.

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:08 pm

okey. then i guess its all good Very Happy

lets open up another can of spam then Razz

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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 4:59 pm

lol, thats copyed from a hotmail send forward spam message Very Happy

Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:17 pm

>>>POLICE NOTICE
>>>
>>>Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local
>>>pubs to be
>>>alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any women.
>>>Many females use a date rape drug on the market called - Beer -
>>>The drug is
>>>found in liquid form and available anywhere.
>>>It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs."
>>>Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to
>>>persuade
>>>their male victims to go home and have sex with them.
>>>A women needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and
>>>then
>>>simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
>>>Men are rendered helpless against this approach.
>>>After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires to
>>>perform sexual
>>>acts on horrific looking women whom they would never normally be
>>>attracted.
>>>After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of
>>>exactly
>>>what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague
>>>feeling that
>>>"something bad" occurred.
>>>At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their
>>>life's
>>>savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."
>>>In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap
>>>the
>>>unsuspecting male into a long-term form of servitude and
>>>punishment referred
>>>to as "marriage."
>>>Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is
>>>administered and
>>>sex is offered by the predatory females.
>>>Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.
>>>If you fall victim to this 'Beer' and the women administering it,
>>>there are
>>>male support groups where you can discuss the details of your
>>>shocking
>>>encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys.
>>>For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in
>>>the phone book .

Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:22 pm

This thread is such a good idea!

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Crime in progress

Roger that.

10-4

Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 10:49 am

lol

Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 11:55 am

lol, 2 bad this forum deletes the open spaces that are not used, it messes up the car, like it just crashed into a wall Razz

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Subject: The Rancher's Widow
> > >
> > > Old, but still a good one.
> > > ******************************
> > >
> > > The Ranchers widow
> > >
> > > A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
> > > She was a very good looking woman, and was determined to keep the
> > > ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to
> > > place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
> > > Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
> > > She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied,
> > > she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to
> > > have him around the house than the drunk.
> > > He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and
> > > knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and
> > > the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow
> > > said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job and the
> > > ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your
> > > heels."
> > > The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday
> > > night.
> > > However, one o'clock came and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no
> > > hired hand. He returned around two-thirty and upon entering the
> > > room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a
> > > glass of wine waiting for him.
> > > She quietly called him over to her. Unbutton my blouse and take it
> > > off,"
> > > she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. Now take off my
> > > boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
> > > Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them
> > > neatly by her boots. Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned
> > > it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. Now take off
> > > my bra." Again with trembling hands he did as he was told and
> > > dropped it to the floor. Now,"
> > > she said, take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he
> > > slowly pulled them down and off.
> > > Then she said,
> > >
> > > "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, your fired."
> > >

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spicy, your avatar is cool and all but its waaaay too big Wink

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:09 pm

Onions and the Christmas tree

A family is driving through town. The son looks over and asks his father, "Dad, is it OK for us guys to notice all the different kinds of boobs?"

Surprised, the dad answers, "Well, sure, son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't. There are all kinds of breasts...depending on a woman's age. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30-40s, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After 50 they are like onions."

"Onions, Dad?"

"Yeah, you see them and they make you cry."

Not to be outdone, the daughter asks their mother, "Mom, how many kind of boy thingies are there?"

The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's 20s, a "mans" boy thingie is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.... after his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yep, dried up, and the balls are only there for decoration."