Official Spam Thread (This is for you Cheetah)

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 2:40 pm

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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 3:29 pm

wtf? we posting spam emails now? dont get me started on that Laughing

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 3:30 pm

hehe

so true

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 10:06 pm

yah... i got that too... but my favorite was this one:

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 9:38 am

right

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 9:46 am

yah i know, but it IS pointing to the correct file... dunno whats up... its not working on my clan forums either... dunno why

and yes i still have plenty of bandwidth for this month (you dont run out of 25 gb easily.... even when running a UT2004 server redirect...)

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 10:11 am

it aint poting to the right file
i went back a few directorys on it:
http://www.guardiansofdeath.com/Images/
does exist, but there it ends.. sorry

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 10:40 am

Roger Priest, a wealthy man in North Carolina decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood.

He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with the women.

At the height of the party, the Roger said, "I have a 10ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in."

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!

Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his th! umbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."

"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.

Roger said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?"

"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.

Roger said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing.
How about a new Porsche and a Role! x and some stock options?"

Again Leroy said no.

Confused, Roger asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"

Leroy said....... "I want the name of the sumbitch. who pushed me in the pool."

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 8:10 pm

I dont get it.......who wants spam? It tastes weird...

Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 10:29 am

lol, funny joke burgess

Guest

How to get rid of ctfmon.exe:

Run dialog box, type the following command:

Regsvr32.exe /u msimtf.dll

then

Regsvr32.exe /u Msctf.dll

http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=kb;en-us;282599

Then type run msconfig uncheck ctfmon.exe

1. Click Start and then click Run.

3. Click OK.
4. Repeat steps 1 through 3 for the Msctf.dll file.

Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 3:49 pm

why would you want to get rid of it?

Guest

Read the link bro. I like keeping as little as possible loaded on my computer at startup. No since in spending a bunch of money on hardware only to bog it down with software. I doubt I takes a lot of resources a way but every little bit counts and I never use office on my gaming rig.

I just watched Hero. It was pretty good. Warning lots of subtitles.

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 7:12 pm

Back from the dead!!!!!

UO Staff Joined: 10 Sep 2003 Posts: 524 Location: Atlanta

rofl omg wtf bbq gg