Official Spam Thread (This is for you Cheetah)

Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:04 am

keep the spam alive!
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everybody, put your hands up in the air!!

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shake that booty!!
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and those titys!
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 3:58 pm

/me runs and hides.... but not before playing with the titys Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 7:12 pm

I am still waiting on someone to post one of those...

I am King Yabdula of Nigera. I need yo money. Please expect all your wishes to come true.

Thank you,

Or maybe the one that if you pass the email around to your friends Microsoft will pay you. Ahh the classics.....

UO Staff Joined: 10 Sep 2003 Posts: 524 Location: Atlanta

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^/me likes those more

Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:28 pm

/me plays with the new tittys

their bigger than the last ones, and you know what they say, the more there is, the bouncier they are!

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Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 4:56 am

i say those nipples are to big.. maybe okey for a big black women.. but to big for my kind of women Rolling Eyes

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UO Staff Joined: 10 Sep 2003 Posts: 524 Location: Atlanta

Dear Mr. Perry,
I am Mr. Frank Botolo, an auditor of a reputable bank in Johannesburg, Gauteng Province in the Republic of South Africa. I have an urgent and very confidential business proposition for you.
We had a foreign client named Mr. Chung Timothy, who deposited a huge sum of money (18.6 Million United States Dollars), with our bank. Eventually, this client died in a plane crash and since his death we have not had anybody come up for the claims as the next of kin.
You may want to take a look at other passengers, who were on the same plane; here is a site for your perusal.http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9708/06/guam.passenger.list/
A situation I have monitored closely with my position in the bank. Now having monitored this deposit and managed it over the years before his death, and hence nobody has showed up as the next of kin for the past years. I now solicit for your assistance to present you as the next of kin as every other arrangement/ processes will be monitored by me and my partners involved. However I got your contact from a trade consultant here in South Africa, though I did not disclose the purpose of my seeking for a foreign business partner to him. Although we will still have to sign some agreement before the final transfer of the fund into any of your designated bank account.
I have involved a very senior official in the operational department, and we have agreed that after the transfer of the money into your account, you shall be entitled to 20% of the total sum, my colleagues and I will have 75% while 5% will be used to reimburse any expenses incurred. All necessary precautions have been taken to ensure a risk free situation on the side of both parties. Please note that this deal can only take place on the following conditions; 1. Absolute confidentiality and sincerity will be required and guaranteed, considering our positions in the bank.
2. Assurance that our own share will be released to us in good faith when this money finally gets into your account.
Please treat with utmost confidentiality. Contact me as quickly as possible through my e-mail.
Expecting your urgent response,
Best Regards,
MR. Frank Botolo

Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 7:49 am

this is the shit im getting, about 4 a day Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 10:30 am

Damn you DRAGON! You beat me to it. Razz

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 11:50 am

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 12:55 pm

hey! i got that mail to, atleast one that looks like it. the mail adres it was send from was something with the word 'yokahoma' or somethign similair in it..

this is to all the spam senders:
dont send me spam, but if you do, make sure i can READ, R-E-A-D it! and if posible something fun, like a free trial to some pr0n site or something.. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 1:08 pm

Subject: FW: 16 THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN

16 THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN: by Dave Barry, Nationally
syndicated Columnist.

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
the same night.

2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has
not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would
be "meetings."

3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never
want you to share yours with them.

5. You should never confuse your career with your life.

6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

7. Never lick a steak knife.

8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling
reason why we observe daylight savings time.

10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests
that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging
from her at that moment.

11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a
big deal about your birthday. That time is age 21.

12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender,
religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside,
we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice
person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

14. Your friends love you anyway.

15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built
the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

16. Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine . . . They start out as
grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they
turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

FINAL THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: There is more money being spent on breast
implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2030,
there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 2:39 pm

haha, that was nice to read, very funny Very Happy

thats the spam mails i like to get Wink

i bet it sayed something like this at the bottom:
send this to:
1-5 people: you have bad luck
5-10 people: someone will tell you he/she loves you
10-15 people: youll meet your true love

am i right?

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 3:28 pm

A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some
cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The
pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give
you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose
my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things
will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"

Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, you didn't
tell me you had a prescription."

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 12:01 pm

hehe, thats kinda funny Razz