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Peoii
Ultimate Fanboy
Joined: 19 May 2003
Posts: 572
Location: Post Falls, ID, USA, North America, Earth, Sol, Milky Way
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Sun Mar 21, 2004 6:30 pm |
That's right, the fine people over at the Landover Baptist Church stopped by to inform us that the christian lord and savior "Jesus" shall be making a comeback in Unreal Tournament 2004! Not only that, but there will be an entire set of maps that will be designed specifically for him to use, for a more "authentic" feeling! Here's a blurb from the press release:
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| The next map is a map of Jerusalem in 1988. "I wanted to create a map that would show what it would be like if Jesus kept his prophecy and was true to His word in coming back a generation after Israel became a nation in 1948, since if Jesus had kept his other prophecy about returning before all his disciples had died, the scenery would have been indistinguishable from when you play in Pre-Resurrection Kill Mode," Timothy explained. "I did my best to make the map as Biblically accurate as possible. The whole city is littered with corpses of unsaved Jews and Muslims that Jesus and his bloodthirsty army of Christians on flying horses came back and slaughtered. The whole map is basically just going out and searching for stray Jews and Muslims to kill. I added a Billy Graham character and a Jerry Falwell character to fight alongside Jesus, and I think it really gives it an authentic feel because I worked it so they are the only characters who are able to take money from people they kill to increase their score. |
So head on over and check out the full press release for yourself! The lord commands it!
Addendum: For the humour inept, this is a parody, please don't take it seriously, however it was just to good to pass it up. |
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Dragon Rage
UO Staff
Joined: 10 Sep 2003
Posts: 524
Location: Atlanta
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Sun Mar 21, 2004 7:04 pm |
Hehehe... I remember when this thing was announced for UT2003. Hilarious stuff, as is the rest of the site... LOL |
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JaFO
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Mon Mar 22, 2004 3:10 am |
Wasn't this exact same message posted over a year ago ?
Perhaps even predating UT'99 ?
ie : it's got a beard as long as Jezus' if he'd still been alive today ... |
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Mon Mar 22, 2004 12:28 pm |
I guess if you play this then you are in "godmode" by default...
ROFL at the OP!!! |
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Homercidal
Crazed Fan
Joined: 12 Feb 2004
Posts: 268
Location: RC MI
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Mon Mar 22, 2004 1:46 pm |
Count me in as not having a sense of humor I guess. |
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