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Dragon Rage
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Joined: 10 Sep 2003
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Fri Dec 17, 2004 9:58 am |
Well, at least that was the name of the play I wrote and performed in Japanese. That's why I've been gone so long: school. I honestly had no idea that I was going to be that overwhelmed with work in the second half of the semester. Regardless, I'm back now, as I'm on break until the 8th of January.
On with the news!
Edit: My connection cut out for a few hours, and then I had to run some errands... so now I'm back, and the news may flow. w00t! |
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Cheetah
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Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:25 am |
how are you gonna smoke a cigaret with 2 swords in your hands? dont you have your hands full then? ir just doesnt make sence!!  |
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Burgess
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Joined: 17 May 2003
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Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:47 am |
Who says he has the swords in hand? They could be sheathed and on his person. Think outside the box. |
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Cheetah
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Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:38 pm |
guess so.. maybe it was just one of my all so famous Cheetah01 moments everyone likes so much |
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LazyDragon
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Fri Dec 17, 2004 9:12 pm |
Two other characters had the swords... I was smoking. |
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Cheetah
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Sat Dec 18, 2004 6:40 am |
ah cool
tell us more about the story  |
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LazyDragon
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Sat Dec 18, 2004 9:07 am |
Once I get my PC up and running here I'll get the script, post it, and post a translation of it. |
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Dragon Rage
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Location: Atlanta
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Sat Dec 18, 2004 9:05 pm |
TWO SWORDS AND A CIGARETTE
スパイビー
ブライナー
スパイク
Narration: よこそ！われわれのけぎをたのしんでください！
Enter すずき, cigarette in mouth.
すずき：おっす！ぼくの名前はすずきです。女が好きです。女はぼくが好きです。ぼくの手は早いです。ぼくはほんとにプレーヤーですよ！
Enterブラウン
ブラウン：おはようごさいます！わたしのなまえはブラウンです。高校三年生です。すずきくんが。。。すずきくんが大好きです。私といっしょに勉強しましたがすずきくんはわたしがすきじゃありません。
Enter ジョンズ
ジョンス：おはようございますみんなさん！私は高校せんせいです。ブラウンさんとすずきはわたしのがくせいです。ブラウンさんはいい学生ですが、鈴木は。。。あ！わすれました！ごめなさい！わたしのなまえはジョンズミシェルです。
ブラウン：おはようございます先生。
すずき：おはようセクシー
ジョンス：ええ～だめですよ！すずき、テックストブックはどこにありますか。
すずき：ジョンスの家にあります。
ブラウン：すずきくん、週末にジョンスさんといっしょにべんきょうしましたか。
すずき：いいえ、ジョンスをべんきょうしました。
ブラウン：ワ～～～！イヤ！
ジョンス：ブラウンさん、このシヤツはいくらでしたか。
ブラウン：えっ？これは。。。二十円でした。
ジョンス：ほんと？私のは三千円でした！ブラウンさんは安い女の人ですよね。だから、すずきは私のボイフレンドです。
ブラウン：やめてください！
すずき：フアイト！フアイト！
Brown & Jones play じゃんけんポン Brown loses.
ブラウン：よくないですよ。すずきくんが大好きですよ。だから。。。だから。。。先生をころします！
Brown draws her sword.
ジョンス：へえええ！？
すずき：フアイト！フアイト！
Jones draws sword. Brown and Jones fight.
すずき：ガールフアイトが大好き！
ブラウンとジョンス：何！？
すずき：なにも！なんでもないですよ！
Brown & Jones turn on Suzuki.
すずき：きたない女ども！Suzuki dies.
THE END.
Translation later. |
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Cheetah
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Sun Dec 19, 2004 6:31 am |
ok, i translated it, tho i dont know any japanes 
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TWO SWORDS AND A CIGARETTE
Spy B
ブライナー
Spike
Narration: Very! Us please remove and enjoy the ぎ!
Enter tin it comes, Cigarette in mouth.
Tin coming: The っ it does! My name is the tin coming. We like the
woman. Me we like the woman. My hand is quick, is. I the ほ am with
am the player!
Enter Brown
Brown: Good morning occasion it increases! My raw obtaining is
Brown. Third it is high schools grade. Tin it is effective, it is. . .
Tin it is effective, it is we love. Me and it studied together, but
tin it is effective, am I there is no being less crowded.
Enter Jones
ジョンス: Everyone who good morning is! I am the high
school teacher. You transfer Brown and the tin coming and is and is
habit. Brown is the good student, but as for Suzuki. . . あ! You
forgot! The め do! My raw obtaining is ジョンズミシェル.
Brown: The teacher who good morning is.
Tin coming: Good morning sexy
ジョンス: Obtaining obtaining? It is useless! As for tin
coming and テックストブック it is somewhere?
Tin coming: There is a house of ジョンス.
Brown: Tin it is effective, it is, weekend ジョンス to question,
the っ it did and ょ brusqueness it is today did?
Tin coming: Calling you obtained, the べ it is today did
ジョンス.
Brown: ワ? ? ? ! Ear!
ジョンス: Brown, was this シヤツ how much?
Brown: Huh? As for this. . . They were 20 Yen.
ジョンス: The ほ it is with? Any my were 3000 Yen! Brown is the
person of the cheap woman, don't you think?. Therefore, the tin coming
is my ボイフレンド.
Brown: Please stop!
Tin coming: フアイト! フアイト!
Brown & Jones play it is the け it is ポン Brown loses.
Brown: It is not good, is. Tin it is effective, it is we love.
Therefore. . . Therefore. . . The teacher time is done!
Brown draws her sword.
ジョンス: To it can be able to obtain,! ?
Tin coming: フアイト! フアイト!
Jones draws sword. Brown and Jones fight.
Tin coming: Love ガールフアイト!
Brown and ジョンス: What! ?
Tin coming: What! Regardless, it is not, is!
Brown & Jones turn ON Suzuki.
Tin coming: The woman who came and is not! Suzuki dies.
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Dragon Rage
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Joined: 10 Sep 2003
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Location: Atlanta
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Mon Dec 20, 2004 1:08 am |
TWO SWORDS AND A CIGARETTE
スパイビー
SPIVEY
ブライナー
BRINER
スパイク
SPIKE
Narration: よこそ！われわれのけぎをたのしんでください！
So! Here is our play! Please enjoy!
Enter すずき, cigarette in mouth.
Suzuki
すずき：おっす！ぼくの名前はすずきです。女が好きです。女はぼくが好きです。ぼく
What's up! My name is Suzuki. I like women. Women like me.
の手は早いです。ぼくはほんとにプレーヤーですよ！
I have fast hands. I am the original player!
Enterブラウン
Brown
ブラウン：おはようごさいます！わたしのなまえはブラウンです。高校三年生です。す
Good morning! My name is Brown. I am a third year.
ずきくんが。。。すずきくんが大好きです。私といっしょに勉強しましたがすずきくんは
Suzuki is... Suzuki is very good looking. I study with Suzuki, but
わたしがすきじゃありません。
he does not like me.
Enter ジョンズ
Jones
ジョンス：おはようございますみんなさん！私は高校せんせいです。ブラウンさんとす
Good morning everyone! I am a high school teacher. Brown and Suzuki
ずきはわたしのがくせいです。ブラウンさんはいい学生ですが、鈴木は。。。あ！わす
are my students. Brown is a good student. Suzuki is... oh!
れました！ごめなさい！わたしのなまえはジョンズミシェルです。
I forgot! Sorry! My name is Michelle Jones.
ブラウン：おはようございます先生。
Good morning Teacher!
すずき：おはようセクシー
Good morning Sexy...
ジョンス：ええ～だめですよ！すずき、テックストブックはどこにありますか。
Heeey... stop it! Suzuki, where is your textbook?
すずき：ジョンスの家にあります。
At your house.
ブラウン：すずきくん、週末にジョンスさんといっしょにべんきょうしましたか。
Suzuki, did you study with the teacher last weekend?
すずき：いいえ、ジョンスをべんきょうしました。
No, I studied the teacher.
ブラウン：ワ～～～！イヤ！
Oh! Noo!
ジョンス：ブラウンさん、このシヤツはいくらでしたか。
Brown, how much did your shirt cost?
ブラウン：えっ？これは。。。二十円でした。
What? This? ... 20 yen.
ジョンス：ほんと？私のは三千円でした！ブラウンさんは安い女の人ですよね。だか
That's it? My shirt cost 3000 yen! You are pretty cheap. Thus,
ら、すずきは私のボイフレンドです。
Suzuki is MY boyfriend!
ブラウン：やめてください！
Please stop!
すずき：フアイト！フアイト！
Fight! Fight!
Brown & Jones play じゃんけんポン Brown loses.
rock, paper, scissors
ブラウン：よくないですよ。すずきくんが大好きですよ。だから。。。だから。。。先生をこ
This cannot be. I love Suzuki. So... so... the teacher
ろします！
must die!
Brown draws her sword.
ジョンス：へえええ！？
Whaaaa?!
すずき：フアイト！フアイト！
Fight! Fight!
Jones draws sword. Brown and Jones fight.
すずき：ガールフアイトが大好き！
Girl fight! I like this!
ブラウンとジョンス：何！？
(together): What?!
すずき：なにも！なんでもないですよ！
Nothing! I said nothing!
Brown & Jones turn on Suzuki.
すずき：きたない女ども！Suzuki dies.
Dirty bitches!
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Cheetah
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Mon Dec 20, 2004 1:07 pm |
lol...
i was prety close |
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Dragon Rage
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Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:02 pm |
Not really... you sorta missed the whole point of the play. Suzuki (my character) was in a relationship with his teacher (Jones, played by Ellene Spivey). Brown (played by Allison Briner) was in love with Suzuki, and when she lost a game of Rock Paper Scissors to her, she took out a sword. As they fought, Suzuki commented that the fight itself was hot (sorta like enjoying a cat fight) and the two women realized they were being played, and so they turned to him and ran him through.
Any more questions? |
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Cheetah
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Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:25 pm |
so the girl was gay? lesbian?
thats sweet! why dident you made up some nice love scene? that would be awsome!
but now i get the story yes.. nice one.. |
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Raven
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Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:31 pm |
no the women were being used by the man so they killed him
kinda easy to understand if you only read the last few lines of DR's explanation |
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